As a new blogger, this is my first go round at fitting this blogging thing into the holiday season. I admit I have not been doing a great job. Your patience with me is soooo appreciated.
With that said, I will treat you to some pointers I picked up from a little shindig that I attended this past Saturday night.
1) It's never a good sign when the laughing Santa face on the door sounds mysteriously like Freddy Kruger...
2) Your 10 year old belting out Christmas carols is entertainment enough. She's not required to circulate the entire party for the 15 minutes between performances loudly announcing when her next 'show' is going to start.
3) Low fat, no taste food resembling cardboard will NOT get eaten, especially when little old ladies keep bringing the good stuff.
4) If you're gonna' make us play games, there had better be prizes involved.
5) Having Asian friends and then spouting 'Oh good, our Asian friends are here' doesn't make you politically correct in any way, shape or form.
6) Any guest who feels the urge to breastfeed her child, WAY TOO NEARLY COMPLETELY TOPLESS, parked right in the center of the room, next to the lovely bedazzled and festooned Christmas tree should probably bedazzle and festoon herself as well. That way, people wouldn't be as apt to keep making those funny u-turns right back out of the room.
The party goers, including us, had a great time in spite of the weirdness. The holiday season honestly is somehow magical and there's nothing better than a true, good, hearty laugh. Myself, I hadn't laughed that hard in a really long time.
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
Dog Day
Today, as I anticipate a pretty heavy phone call and contemplate the possible results of my husbands latest phone interview, I'm going to do what ER doctors often tell people to do to keep calm. I'm going to think about my dogs.
Dogs are just about the coolest things there are. They love unconditionally. They can do cool tricks. They get me laughing uncontrollably. They have attitude and style all their own. A dog can sense how you are feeling and help you get through even the roughest day. A great dog is a godsend.
I have 2 dogs. The first one is a Boston Terrier. He is nearly 14 years old, which is very senior for a Boston Terrier. He is my first dog that I ever had after moving out of my parents home. He is the 4th Boston Terrier I've shared my life with. It is said that Boston Terriers are high strung and this guy is no exception. His personality is such a presence in my everyday life. He is ball obsessed and still loves a good romp even though he doesn't see or hear too well anymore. In his older age, he seems to have lost any inhibition and likes to tell us everything that is on his mind with a loud and long Owwwroooo...!
Dogs are just about the coolest things there are. They love unconditionally. They can do cool tricks. They get me laughing uncontrollably. They have attitude and style all their own. A dog can sense how you are feeling and help you get through even the roughest day. A great dog is a godsend.
I have 2 dogs. The first one is a Boston Terrier. He is nearly 14 years old, which is very senior for a Boston Terrier. He is my first dog that I ever had after moving out of my parents home. He is the 4th Boston Terrier I've shared my life with. It is said that Boston Terriers are high strung and this guy is no exception. His personality is such a presence in my everyday life. He is ball obsessed and still loves a good romp even though he doesn't see or hear too well anymore. In his older age, he seems to have lost any inhibition and likes to tell us everything that is on his mind with a loud and long Owwwroooo...!
My second dog is a dog that we rescued. She is a chi weenie- half chihuahua, half dachshund. My husband really wanted a chihuahua and I wasn't so sure about that, as I had one that was tiny and shook all the time when I was I kid. I eventually agreed to a mix, so it would be a little bit bigger dog. When I first brought this dog home I still wasn't so sure that a chihuahua of any type was the right choice. She was fragile and seemed so sad. She had been 1 of 38 dogs in a puppy mill. She was bred at least 3 times and she was only 2 and 1/2 years old. But then, over about 6 months, she bloomed into just about the best dog ever! She is now a spring with fur and absolutely the most loving little thing anybody could ever want. She is smart as a whip and has the coolest way of communicating. If you ask her if she wants to go outside or wants food, etc. She will answer like this- A slow motion spin means: 'I guess so' and a fast series of spins means: 'You've got it. That's exactly what I want!' and finally, if the answer is 'no', she will just just slowly walk away.
These 2 add so much to my life. I can't really imagine life without a dog! Do you have a dog? Or a cat? What does your pet mean to you? Tell me about it!
Saturday, November 13, 2010
For Those Who Wonder, Why Texas?
Turn off the music player so you can watch and hear the video.
WARNING- EXPLICIT WORDS!!!
I've heard this complaint call has been around for awhile, but I just heard it and nearly cried laughing. I really can't put it into any better words than this why Texas is the place for me, so without further ado, I bring you this:
WARNING- EXPLICIT WORDS!!!
I've heard this complaint call has been around for awhile, but I just heard it and nearly cried laughing. I really can't put it into any better words than this why Texas is the place for me, so without further ado, I bring you this:
Monday, October 11, 2010
One Last Hurrah
Halloween is descending upon us. That means only one thing- the Holidays are right around the corner.
Now in my perfect world, I should be in Texas by the end of this month. That would mean that I would be in prime position to take advantage of a lot more sun than we get here in the Great Northwest for the above mentioned impending Holidays. And I would have maximum time to get used to the heat that comes along with that sun that will make me feel as if I might just be living on the sun by oh, say, next August if not sooner.
Chances are better than really good that I'm not going to be in Southeast Texas by the end of this month.
In fact, I may not be there in time to hang Christmas lights on a palm tree (or even a cactus if I must) as I have planned. No, I don't care if that's the first thing my new neighbors will find strange about me. Whoever my new neighbors end up to be, they will just have to get used to the idea that I could very easily end up as their latest form of free entertainment. In these times, free is good. Besides, I'll be from out of town so I'll have the perfect excuse to be weird.
Some of my friends have said that it would be great if we don't get to move until next Spring. Now I understand; they have a dog in this fight. They would like to have one last hurrah. Our house is the place where most of the fall/winter events end up at and change is hard to deal with. So for the time being, I am going to accept that this is where I am supposed to be and enjoy it as much as possible.
It's been great lately, doing all kinds of things that I don't always make time for. I am also using this time to be sure that my friendships are good and solid. I will need these people to get through this move and beyond. I have no intention of losing touch simply because of distance. I realize that things will naturally change, but I want to do my best for those who are here with me in the now and yet may still have space for me in their lives in the future. I am grateful for the chance to be able to reflect and appreciate the people I love while receiving their support for my future dreams.
So here's to a wonderful last hurrah, whatever and whenever that turns out to be.
Now in my perfect world, I should be in Texas by the end of this month. That would mean that I would be in prime position to take advantage of a lot more sun than we get here in the Great Northwest for the above mentioned impending Holidays. And I would have maximum time to get used to the heat that comes along with that sun that will make me feel as if I might just be living on the sun by oh, say, next August if not sooner.
Chances are better than really good that I'm not going to be in Southeast Texas by the end of this month.
In fact, I may not be there in time to hang Christmas lights on a palm tree (or even a cactus if I must) as I have planned. No, I don't care if that's the first thing my new neighbors will find strange about me. Whoever my new neighbors end up to be, they will just have to get used to the idea that I could very easily end up as their latest form of free entertainment. In these times, free is good. Besides, I'll be from out of town so I'll have the perfect excuse to be weird.
Some of my friends have said that it would be great if we don't get to move until next Spring. Now I understand; they have a dog in this fight. They would like to have one last hurrah. Our house is the place where most of the fall/winter events end up at and change is hard to deal with. So for the time being, I am going to accept that this is where I am supposed to be and enjoy it as much as possible.
It's been great lately, doing all kinds of things that I don't always make time for. I am also using this time to be sure that my friendships are good and solid. I will need these people to get through this move and beyond. I have no intention of losing touch simply because of distance. I realize that things will naturally change, but I want to do my best for those who are here with me in the now and yet may still have space for me in their lives in the future. I am grateful for the chance to be able to reflect and appreciate the people I love while receiving their support for my future dreams.
So here's to a wonderful last hurrah, whatever and whenever that turns out to be.
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